You have three cups of different types of tea in a row?

Sorry, just got the kids to bed.

The ruddy Aussies are spying already!! Other than zillions of PMs is there any way we can do this without them seeing what we're up to?

I can do wine, but it'll be European, that's why I suggested beer.

There's a big movement (especially within Yorkshire, in fact, of the top of my head we have the most in the country, one of the breweries I linked to I can see from my house) towards matching food to beer. It does work, actually it always has.

Fish would be hard, but not impossible, there's a lot of light blondes.

I'll pm you.

It was in bold for you attention, Wormy. You're rather feisty when aroused and I knew it would get you into the right mood.

Good choice of Captainette for the first week, Let's start as we mean to go on.

Crankier the better, Wormy.Worried for the Aussie's, Are there any desserts that can be put on a barbie?

What's you're favourite past-time, Sport?

What's you're name, Sheila?

I've just been spying, They have got the wrong idea (for the sake of the competition) on what a 3 course's is, so far this is their suggestion;



Whilst I like the look of it, I think we have the competition in the bag, stupid Aussie's.

I only do oven chips, so not much help. Although as an expression of our common denominator, could we have a rugby-related meal, cleverly linked to player names?
Krispy well-cooked ham
Hake Webster
Danny Trout on a Taula Platter

Genius. You can add your own Joel Clinton pudding course for a full (O') Mele(y).

Do you vary your oven chips? Surely.

[listMonday - Chips & Peas
Tuesday - Chips & Beans
Wednesday - Chips in a bread-bun
Thursday - Chips & Gravy
Friday - Local takeaway
Saturday - Local takeaway (If Friday was Italian, tonight's would be Indian or Chinese)
Sunday - Local takeaway (see above)[/list

I think you'll find it's Gravy & Chips.

Starter

Main

Pudding

No, The chips are on the plate first and drizzled with gravy.

But at a chippy it's everything with chips, [listFish & Chips
Pattie & Chips
Sauage & Chips
Gravy & Chips[/list

Come on, the people who work in Chippy's can't be trusted with what is and what isn't, can they?

I got done over today, I ordered a Chips & Fish, "5 minutes on the Chips" she said. Guy behind me wanted [ijust [/ia fish, It was late on and I'd 'bagged' the last fish so in her infinate wisdom she put another fish in and said to him "I'll give you this fish, He's waiting on Chips anyway". By now, chips were ready as the lady behind him in the queue wanted Chips & Pattie and she served it right away, I was another 7 minutes waiting on my the fish!

As I say, at a Chippy, everything is wrong.

Bad times.

Looks like the convicts, (am I allowed to say that?) are going with Crab for a starter. Could just be a ruse though, so that we think that they think we are going with Crab & they think that we think they are going with Crab. Either way there are a lot of crabs going around at the minute.

Itching now.

Our crab's better than their crab, it's not sunburnt.