I've just realised my mistake. We have actually won 3 major trophies in the last 33 years compared to your 2 in the last 30 years. I do apologise. If it makes you feel better we could change yours to also make 3 in the last 33 years.

Can we count the JPS trophy as a 'major' trophy? Of course not, that would put us in front over the last 33 years and you don't want that do you?

I've made another mistake. We are on 6 in the last 33 years. I decided to take the liberty of including the JPS.

(2013 - 1991) < 30

1983-2013=30 does it not? Therefore you have 2 trophy wins in the last 30 years.

Righto, if we are talking since the 1979-80 season we'll include our Championship, two Challenge Cups, Floodlit Trophy, Premiership, JPS and three Yorkshire Cups.

Stop living in the past.

Yorkshire Cups weren't major. IMO. Sorry.

We had to beat teams from the top flight to win it, unlike Rovers in your only finals in the last twenty seven years.

Why stop at 1979, I would include earlier stuff if you two really want to bore the pants off everyone else.

Clive Sullivan Trophy anyone? You know, the one that Hull get awarded if they win the 1st Derby of the season, and gets ignored if Rovers win.

Who is Clive Sullivan? Why name a trophy after a fecking road

Because the A63 Trophy sounds naff.