MR and Roverswall seem decent guys to be fair.

So you don't eat cheese and fruitcake then?

I do.
2 words.
Strawberry cheesecake

Cheese is food of the god's and should never be sullied.

Cheese should only ever be eaten with grapes. Once they've been trodden and fermented. And the faster it runs off the table the better.

Not even with red wine?

Don't normally post much of an evening. Big family meeting tonight, boring as feck.

What's your cheese league table then?

I like Wensleydale and very mature cheddar. I'm also going to add Boursin and that horrible Austrian smoked stuff, and Babybel, just to annoy you. I'd have put Cheese Strings and cheese in a can but that would just be silly.

That's obviously fine you silly bint.
Blooming battery's about to go, going to have to engage in family sodding meeting now. "Colour schemes" is the current topic.

Depends. Love all of Judy Bell's from up near Thirsk, especially Buffalo Blue, a good Beaufort, loads of washed cheeses.
Paxton and Whitfield. Best. Shop. Ever.

Do it all magnolia

Certain things push my buttons. If you ever want to push me over the edge in a

stylee, state that 'somebody should do something about that' - you'll see a veritable tornado of misanthropy then. Or blame scientists for mad cow disease - talk about shooting the messenger. 3.2119140625:10