Incredible face plant by a bloke called Fred.

Heck! My clutch has burnt out on my car.

Second page people!

AS is on his jolibobs, we should be having a field day.

He's a bit old for that isn't he?

Sausage and bacon sandwich update.

Regular readers will have sympathised with my plight over the last couple of years through the decidedly average Filthy Bacon Wagon v.1 to the soaring heights of Filthy Bacon Wagon v.2 and the horrors of Filthy Bacon Wagon Wagon v.3.

Well, friends, The Quest is over. Since moving to a new office the trail had well and truely run cold, but then, like a condor sweeping majestically over The Andes looking for a raspberry ripple Cornetto, (or whatever it is they eat) The Porcine Gods have answered my prayers.

About two months ago a new butchers opened up within a couple of minutes walk. Said butchers offers their own hand made sausages and home cured bacon, cooked while you wait for the princely sum of two queens and twenty British pence.

As I stood in the shop waiting for these delights to be delivered to me in a white bread cake with the obligitory HP sauce, the clouds parted, and a shaft of purest sunlight broke through to reveal a host of porcine angels singing "Lip Up Fatty" by Bad Manners.

Like King Arthur drawing Excalibur from the stone, I raised the porky sandwich aloft and roared with gratitude at the sky.

The Quest, dear friends, is over.

So what your saying is you've found somewhere that does a decent Bacon butty?

These are the important things in life, it's taken over three years and many, many, missions.

Bacon roll with Thai sweet chilli sauce and tomato.
I like the roll a bit burnt.

I once asked for one of those in a shop obviously run by a gay couple. They seemed to think it was hilarious that i'd asked for my buns to be burnt. Must be a gay thing.

Thai sweet chilli sauce?

THAI SWEET CHILLI SAUCE?

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Does Autralia have to attempt to ruin anything? If you're a man than it's HP sauce, Daddies at a push. Tomato fer't birds.

Anyway, shouldn't you be hosting and running The Second Annual Newcastle Knights v. Hull Kingston Rovers World Club Challenge Survivor Game?

Bought the family a labrador and picked him up today. He is as mad as a box of frogs.

Jealous.

May it do you many noxious trumps.

Well got back from Blackpool and it's very sad.
There are so many boarded up hotels and shops plus that is the first time in lots of years that I didn't have to queue for anything at the pleasure beach and I have been at this time of year in the past.

We went to Morcambe today before as we left (Yes I know it's a bit of a detour) and it was like a ghost town.
It's when you see those kind if things that it hits home how much down the toilet the UK is ATM.

you wouldn't get HP sauce in a takeaway shop here, although barbeque sauce is a bit similar.
sweet chilli sauce is all the rage - but tomato and barbeque would still be the most common.
hot chilli sauce for the adventurous, but i can't imagine that on a bacon roll.

Wow.

The mobile site has radically changed over night.

Looks much prettier and is way more user friendly.

Nice work!

Every day is like Sunday,
Every day is silent and grey,
In the seaside town,
they forgot to close down.

we sent them down under for there crimes and years later there still committing them