Where you ever part of the survivor game, or did you just feel the need to stalk the thread ?

You mean apart from when I was a judge obviously and I missed the part where MR said it was a private chat either way.

Despite my genuine and whole-hearted belief that that was the best challenge I'd come up with yet, and a fitting finale, the feeling seems to be it sucks in fairly massive way. Might change it - any (polite) suggestions?

Responsive, innit?

I gave you my idea.
Name the best film that NEVER got a best picture oscar.
Then get 5/6 judges to decide the best of the suggestions.

Bugger off Darth, that's another blokey boring idea. THE most numbing one yet, in fact.

I suggest an MS Paint competition depicting the Rovers' board Mods team wearing just Santa hats. On their heads.

Or the script for a Nativity play starring Hudge as Joseph, Crossland as the Virgin and Sandyschlong as the Messiah. Mike Smith can be the wise man and Allam the ass.

So women never watch films then?
Or perhaps its a 'blokey' idea because you don't like it?
Or perhaps you are sulking because MR won't use your idea?

That's just silly. Wizard of Oz would be better:


Smith = The Scarecrow, talks a lot but no substance
Sandercock = Cowardly Lion on account of bleating already about KR's opening fixtures and his concerns
Clinton = The Tin Man - big barrel chest but no heart
Guest appearances by Clint Newton as Dorothy (shefellover in the poppy field and ultimately there's no place like home)
Justin Morgan = Toto (Newton's lapdog)
Hudgell = Oompa Loompa

That just leaves the Wicked Witch of the West to cast. Oh, go on then.

I've always wanted to be a flying monkey thing.

They were badass. Still a bit scared of them now.

Nil out of three, Darth, me old son. Just blokey boring, end of.

Lets look at the facts of the last three gamesBetting. Bloke orientated and boring. The blokes got us out of the mire whilst us ladies examined our nails.

Stupid blokey electronic game. X-Box and PlayStaion-like. Mind-numbingly boring for girls, but I still provided sufficiently good scores to get though, proving that us girls may have distaste for a thing but can apply themselves to most things regardless.

NFL Predictions Bloke-orientated and reminiscent of the betting task. Applied 15 minutes of female logic to win by five, proving above point again.

Films are also things blokes tend to rave about rather than girls. Doesn't mean we don't like them or appreciate them, just don't go on and on about them or attend seminars dedicated to them trembling naked under Vader costumes.

I just think my suggestions hold broader appeal to the averagely intelligent person, but thanks for your input. And you were so very nice about my World Cup song too

The task itself is a MacGuffin really. That's why I chose something that I thought would not take long (not to mention be seasonal). It'll be like the snotblock thing all over again. The Poms'll spend hours doing something brilliant on MS-Paint or researching Hollywood's great Oscar near misses, while Sean is busy making sure he gets the Aussie vote out.

How about...?

Write the opening sentence to your own novel.

This thread is starting to make me cry a little.