Dinner is your hot meal. It may be consumed at either lunch time (which then becomes dinner time) or tea time (which is still tea time). Not sure which socio economic group that puts me in, but it's the best one - beneath me they are all lazy scum and above me they are lucky, spoilt (self edit)s. It's people like me that hold this country together.

Off to a food and drink festival tomorrow, good times.

Get the train there, have a good few pints of proper beer, eat a load of nice food and buy a load of stuff to take home. Smashing.

Only had one bottle, usually between about 6 of us

Where?

Real names or forum names?

That's a point. How will we know each other? I'll be the one with a Peperami in my lapel. Smallie is the one with the lovely soft small ears.

Huddersfield, in it's eleventh year. It really is an excellent event with loads of local producers, sometimes some French types with cheese. Food stalls and three (well last year) local real ale micro breweries. Cookery demonstrations and just generally a very convivial atmosphere in the beautiful George Square.

I always dress as T. E. Lawrence at these functions.

Me and little robin redhead are gunners so won't be able to miss us

You devil.

Is this your celebrity look-alike, then?

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