So you'd get rid of most the the team including the ones have been playing well that will work

Well if it's entirely hypothetical:

Out:
Cockayne
Sio
Dixon
Shaw
Salter
Minns
Thornley
Marsh
Kelly
Campese
Allgood
Lunt
Tilse
Walker
Green
Mulhearn
Greenwood
Horne
Larroyer
Boudebza
Donaldson
Clarkson

In:
Greg Inglis
Jonathan Thurston
Rachel Riley
Dom Jolly
Frank Sidebottom
Ted Bundy
Joseph Fritzl
Len Ganly
Bob Todd
Rob Darcy
The Plague.

Obviously, with such a dramatic change in personnel mid season we may need a while to bed them all in and it could take a few games before we decide on the best position for Riley (insert smutty comment here).

Like it stan but may have trouble getting a work permit for fritzl

EU passport surely? Bundy would be the biggest issue.

Fritzl could bring his own youth team with him as well

Stan, I notice we get to keep Bobby Blair following your clear out. Good choice.

Anyone called Maurice (either the Northern English or exotic pronunciation) deserves a second chance.

Too many punctures, same reason Eddie Scissorhands was let go as a kid

Useful to have around if the club lawnmower breaks down though

Nobody can seriously want to get rid of Kelly, on his day he is class but he can't do it by himself, so please give him a break.
Salter isn't brilliant but he doesn't let us down, hardly ever gives away a penalty and he's solid in defense.
Dixon needs better one to one coaching for when he is running the ball in to defenders and for his tackle technique.
Tilse and Allgood are both average for overseas 'stars' and should be replaced.
Marsh is young and learning the game, so get off his back.
Horne and Cockayne are over the hill and should be replaced.

One of our biggest problems is the lack of hard running second rowers, so let me mention three possibilities: Mariano, Cox and Ollett ( we have let these go when we should have kept them, so think again about Marsh and Salter)
A prop that we should have pushed the boat out to keep is Scott Taylor.

Campese will need to make up his own mind about retirement, Lunt was definitely a mistake to make up for letting Josh Hodgson go when we could have improved him.

Our problems come from having novice coaches who can't/don't improve the young players we bring through. We also offer short term contracts to our homegrown talent and then let those contracts run down before offering new deals, just like what we have done to James Green.