So what you are telling us is you sold your kids to pay for a pass? 100% HKR son.

It is important that young people understand the health risks associated with eating too much of these types of foods.

Won't listen though, will they? They all want a big scoop of the triple chocolate fudge and a top four finish.

As his cub sixer, I should have suffocated him.

Harsh.

I still have my cap somewhere.

I have signed up me and Mrs Picksy for next season. Why wouldn't I? For us, it's one of the most enjoyable drives in the UK over the Wolds, past one of the best chippies around at Wetwang, to see the finest RL team in SL at a ground with the loudest home supporters who regularly provide the most passionate of atmospheres.

That said, I hope we improve the cack matchday food and drink, upgrade the game clock, limit the Hull KR dance troupe routines which always look the same irrespective of music and make me laugh and cringe in equal measure, and shelve the need to belt out, A Little Respect, at every opportunity.

Mrs P also got an email to thank her for renewing her membership from Uncle Neil H, even though it was me who paid. Obviously a ladies man.

I can't see the clock from the new North Stand, except when I put my glasses on back to front. Mind you, that's how I pulled the wife back in 1978.

Well I sit in the west stand. Not to watch the rugby but to see what the row in front has brought for half time refreshment. The Pyrex comes out and an aroma of differing spices among the samosa's and vol a vonts is exquisite. The sausages on sticks one week was a bit of a poor show though.

You should join us in the east stand where you can enjoy the delights of chips cooked in 6 month old fat and burgers with questionable meat content. This can all be swilled down with a bottle of what can only be described as warm, fizzy yellow water.

Chips you say. No such luxury's in the North stand

You forgot about the worlds driest hot dog buns that contain something that resembles a dog turd