Have you been drinking again Wormy?

what would you rather it was called? Lavatory Llama, ter su, bog buffalo?

Any of the above, Smallie dear, all are acceptable and do not attempt to polish a turd.

I'm loathe to invent names for a product when it is that product itself which is most offensive - Sandra is quite right- but if I was forced I'd be tempted by Bog Bug or Loo Tube. Or Lavvie Larvae, for Ginge's Crapper (I know, another brand name, but [ioriginal[/i). Nowt should substitute a bog brush and a bit of bleach, though.

Bleach doesn't kill bugs u know it just stains the pot white

A popular myth probably perpetrated by those manufacturers of fancy, less-effective products like Toilet Duck, designed to appeal to the appalled sensibilities of the self-proclaimed 'middle classes'. In fact, bleach is the king of germ killers, and faster-working too. Keep it quiet, though, or fancy 'fragranced' and coloured poor, or rather, extremely expensive imitations could become redundant.

AND it it keeps the pot white too! Hurrah for bleach and rubber gloves!

What good is staining the pot white? I've got a green bath, sink and ter. It's real nice.

Surely we are all going to 'pop off' at some point though LLR?
Or is there a special 'pop off' that only those who have had a resurrection get?

In answer to the Question Sandy. So she wants flowers for not being dead then you should ask for a Vietnamese ladyboy for the same reason.

Well after smashing my screen on my iPhone I have just repaired it and I was easier than I thought. Plus I payed £5.50 instead of £50 which was nice.

Seems to be a common fault with iPhones that.

Been wracking my brains but I cannot think of a sporting event worse than The Boat Race.

Certainly not one that gets television coverage. That Shrovetide football game in Ashbourne would be better, if overlong and hard to manage, or the Eton Wall game would be no worse.

It's the event I guess. Like the RU six nations and darts.

F1 - not my thing, but the race fair enough. Qualifying, if you're a die-hard okay. But I know people who watch the practice session - that is an illness.

I have a 3 year old that will watch any sport that is on.
He sits at Rovers good as gold as he is so intent. I do wish he would stop trying to tackle anyone and anything that moves however.
When I say anyone I mean it, His 2 year old sister, His over 60 year old granny and grandad, All his cousins (Who are all older), His school friends etc.

Bloody hell tell rovers to sign him before hull do

Lovely.

I think half-time mini rugby games are one of the most heart warming sights in RL. You going to take him down to a club when he is old enough?

Tell him to stop. You're in charge, not him.