Ooh you're snappy today. Was only asking.

And I was only explaining for about the 10th time.

Ok Mr Crocodile, you don't have to use that tone with everyone you know. People might start not to like you.

Get the negative tone out of our Chat Thread.

No tone meant but I have to wonder how many more times I have to type it.

A million, I'll never understand.

I had some congas, they got stolen yesterday.

Strange thieves you have over there, or is it an insurance scam? Keep a tight grip on your xylophone.

Sore throat this morning, almost lost my voice.

Foggy.

Some of those questions and answers I promised.

Why, when I like eyes, do people look more attractive in those massive sunglasses?

All food is better with the addition of either bacon or chorizo.

What is the point of Matty?

All music is better for the inclusion of some slap bass.

Why do people in large four by fours insist on driving on the narrowest roads right down the middle?

Bacon and creme brulee Mmmmm.

Then again I did submit to a couple of Pickled Onion Monster munch yesterday, first time for months.

By the way, the other day when you mentioned that you hadn't done profiteroles for ages and cheese was your preference at the end of a meal, I had a go at savoury profiteroles. Filled them with a cheesy mixture with some green chillies (was a bit like those BK chilli cheese bites) and dressed them with a tomato and red pepper sauce. depending on taste tests they could go on my list of starters.