Just got in from watching Spamalot and it was very funny.
I should have seen it on broadway but that is a diffrent story.

Eaten way too much fruit today.

Phil Jupitus was in Old English Gentleman last night.

I was lucky enough to see it on Broadway four years ago. Didn`t think the Americans would get the humour,but they were lapping it up.
One of my favourite moments was when someone walks across stage with a cart full of straw,and the cast point and go "Hey"

Childish s.

Got into loads of bother last night for extreme snoring.

Ms. pmh woke me up to say I was snoring. "No I wasn't", I self righteously replied. "Yes you were, it's taken me five minutes to drag the curtains from down your throat, it sounded like two rhinoceroses dancing in a massive bag of crisps", replied the miffed Ms. pmh.

Erm.....Ok

I never said you wern't but you were being your surreal self again!
Thus

Talking of Monty Python.

This week is going to go on forever.

Five day week? Disgraceful.

Gonna take some getting used to. Not as much as aloo, keema and innit being legal words in scrabble though.

I'd work 4 days for 80% pay if I could. Three others do that and we can employ another on a 4 day week, lowering unemployment. They don't want that though - workers' fear, not hope, is the great capitalist motivator. Not that I'm a worker. I'm middle class - me mum says, innit?

Karl Pilkington - An Idiot Abroad 2 (The Bucket List) coming in autumn.

Aloo and keema I can just about accept, but "innit", ffs that just takes the chapati.



I [icould[/i do compressed hours if I wanted and have every other Friday off. I would then have to get up earlier and Ms. pmh would leave me a massive list of jobs to do which I would have to frantically run around and do starting at about four o'clock.

All hospital therapy departments are staffed by idiots. This is a universal truth.

Mrs MR will smile when I show her that.