Was at the kc watching Hull v Salford on Friday night in one of the sponsors boxes !!!!

I think you'll find that was the corpse of compo from the last of the summer wine. Mistake that's easily made

BRILL TOP OF THE CLASS FOR THAT ONE

No, no, no, no. That was me filling out the application form to be your new head coach. Pearson nearly bummed me out though on the basis that I haven't had a charisma bypass yet and I have proven motivational capability. You'll be pleased to know that my promise of significant financial investment was the clincher to get me through to the next round, though.

I've sold the old Nissan Cherry to this Hungarian immigrant worker for £90 so I'm well on target to cover the £500 I had to grease his sweaty palm with.

I heard he refused to play has he hadn't been fully paid.

Oh well, that'll be the reason then

I think it was the same for the 17 that put a kit on at Wigan, refused to play for some reason or another.

Common reason for withdrawing from the team, see Gareth Ellis for details. My window cleaner told me this weeks ago so it must be true.

Aye he's no Grahame Horne nowadays.

Indeed not, Horne turns out for his team most weeks.

World class.....