You're quackers you are.

Iam renowned for telling poultry jokes,pretty fowl really.

You've both done that on porpoise.

I shall set up a poll that calls calls for your crucification.

Thats it,give us the bird.

Done it on porpoise? That sounds a bit fishy to me.

Shes only codding.

She knows her plaice.

I thought I smelt something.

Big announcement at Wigan tomorrow , some fans on their board reckon it could be Travis Burns. Really hope not. Could Charnley be part of any deal?

Absolutely, in fact I would expect Wigan to throw in a couple of other players as additional makeweights. I would also assume that Shaun Wane will personally bring me my half time brew on 14th Aug, pausing to offer biscuits to not only myself, but anyone else with a liking for hobnobs.

Done deal.

4 minutes of detective work have now revealed that Wigan's big announcement is that they play Leeds in September. Considering the fixtures were announced last November, it would appear that the Reuter's (Wigan Branch) office are still relying on pigeon as their preferred communication tool. Said pigeon would appear to be on a pie diet.

No mention of charnley leaving, gutted.

So what your saying Stan is we haven't signed charnley I'm shocked

Do you work for Reuters?