I've forgotten them now.

I don't think my new team mates will like me.

I too wanted to hear about that, not going to be swearing was it.

Spring innit.

Saw my first Spring lamb t'other day and today i saw a little rabbit bouncy around, although I think it might have been a bit mixy.

Where I work it's that rough I don't mark Spring by the sound of the first cuckoo but by the first gentleman I see in a vest top with a bull terrier.

Someone has stolen my tape measure, a heinous crime.

Has anyone seen my maracas?

And my castanets.

No but if you find them I do maracas lessons at £10 a sitting.

Shame we can't know the size of your castanets or maracas because of the stolen tape measure.

They were massive, clacked together like two cannon balls.

Are we still talking about the maracas or Darthwall's knees.

Me flipping congas have gone now.

Think I might become a moderator, reckon I'd be proper bo at it.

I got one of those buzzy powered razors that Roger Federer uses to stop his balls getting too fuzzy.

Sliced half me fizzog of didn't it.

Reckon so, imagine the power. I can just see you, like one of those power-crazed Roman Emperors, the thumbs up or down to each post. Would I be able to be your stand-in in case of injury or holidays?

Just filled ten dozen mini-profiteroles with creme anglais. Never want to see another one.

What's the rules on new blood? Do you have to pass a test? Are outsiders welcome or is it closed Gentleman's club?
GJB - Last visited: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:16 pm