FORUMS FORUMS



  
FORUMS > Hull KR > O/T: Dear Kath
17 posts in 2 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, R.B.A , Anakin Skywalker , Mild Rover
RankPostsTeam
International Chairman1470
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 200123 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Jan 1970Jun 2022LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Can you tell me the team for the Salford match as soon as possible please because a couple of the lads, Berro and Kingy, need to be back early to go on the p!ss Friday night, so is it ok to arrange an injury for them both. Thacks has a pre arranged bookies appointment so perhaps he could pull a hamstring or have leg strain or sommat aswell please. It seems pointless promoting any of the reserves in their places because we would need to up their money, and all that, added to that if any of them played well you'd get the pheasants in the stands calling for their inclusion every week so perhaps you could have a word with Gary and try to get us a couple of the Rhino's cheapo's to keep us going. I'll get Wilf to do a write up about these prospects coming from Leeds, and promoting them to our mushrooms as soon as you tell me their names and positions. It won't matter about any background info or stats cause Wilf will make some up anyway.

Do you need me to give the pre match team talk for you at the Willows on friday because i assume you'll be at Headingley watching your lads. Its no problem iv'e got the notes from the last six games, i'll just change the names when you let me know who is selected. Just an important point i'd like you to bear in mind about my post match conference last weekend .......the coffee was cr@p, youv'e been buying that netto stuff again haven't you.

Also could you have a word with Jon please, i caught him and his geordie signing whispering earlier...i'm sure he's getting the lads to alter my game plan to try and get my job....and if you could get the lads to allow me to substitute them sometimes it would be appreciated....i'm sure some of the mushrooms are beginning to notice they refuse to leave the field until they see your finger wagging from the boardroom.

Regards,
Alan.(Richards dad)....someones got to look after my lad icon_lol.gif

P.S. Iv'e had some Aussie guy on saying his visa decision is due next week but he's managed to get a drunk and disordely in so he can continue with the present arrangement, he reckons why should he work for his money when he carry on with the present arrangement.

RankPostsTeam
Club Owner22194
JoinedServiceReputation
Sep 200321 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2024Nov 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



You are a VERY strange man/woman.

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach29797No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Jul 200519 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2024Nov 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Big Spender "Can you tell me the team for the Salford match as soon as possible please because a couple of the lads, Berro and Kingy, need to be back early to go on the p!ss Friday night, so is it ok to arrange an injury for them both. Thacks has a pre arranged bookies appointment so perhaps he could pull a hamstring or have leg strain or sommat aswell please. It seems pointless promoting any of the reserves in their places because we would need to up their money, and all that, added to that if any of them played well you'd get the pheasants in the stands calling for their inclusion every week so perhaps you could have a word with Gary and try to get us a couple of the Rhino's cheapo's to keep us going. I'll get Wilf to do a write up about these prospects coming from Leeds, and promoting them to our mushrooms as soon as you tell me their names and positions. It won't matter about any background info or stats cause Wilf will make some up anyway.

Do you need me to give the pre match team talk for you at the Willows on friday because i assume you'll be at Headingley watching your lads. Its no problem iv'e got the notes from the last six games, i'll just change the names when you let me know who is selected. Just an important point i'd like you to bear in mind about my post match conference last weekend .......the coffee was cr@p, youv'e been buying that netto stuff again haven't you.

Also could you have a word with Jon please, i caught him and his geordie signing whispering earlier...i'm sure he's getting the lads to alter my game plan to try and get my job....and if you could get the lads to allow me to substitute them sometimes it would be appreciated....i'm sure some of the mushrooms are beginning to notice they refuse to leave the field until they see your finger wagging from the boardroom.

Regards,
[sizeAlan.[/size

P.S. Iv'e had some Aussie guy on saying his visa decision is due next week but he's managed to get a drunk and disordely in so he can continue with the present arrangement, he reckons why should he work for his money when he carry on with the present arrangement.'"


Who is Alan? icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach12741
JoinedServiceReputation
Nov 200618 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Apr 2018Mar 2017LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Mrs Barista "Who is Alan? It's Roverite's way of making himself look even more of an obsessed fool than usual icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach29797No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Jul 200519 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2024Nov 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: TKOAH "It's Roverite's way of making himself look even more of an obsessed fool than usual
Indeed - further evidence of being stuck in a 25 year time warp. icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach12260
JoinedServiceReputation
Jun 200717 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Aug 2023Jul 2023LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Big Spender "Can you tell me the team for the Salford match as soon as possible please because a couple of the lads, Berro and Kingy, need to be back early to go on the p!ss Friday night, so is it ok to arrange an injury for them both. Thacks has a pre arranged bookies appointment so perhaps he could pull a hamstring or have leg strain or sommat aswell please. It seems pointless promoting any of the reserves in their places because we would need to up their money, and all that, added to that if any of them played well you'd get the pheasants in the stands calling for their inclusion every week so perhaps you could have a word with Gary and try to get us a couple of the Rhino's cheapo's to keep us going. I'll get Wilf to do a write up about these prospects coming from Leeds, and promoting them to our mushrooms as soon as you tell me their names and positions. It won't matter about any background info or stats cause Wilf will make some up anyway.

Do you need me to give the pre match team talk for you at the Willows on friday because i assume you'll be at Headingley watching your lads. Its no problem iv'e got the notes from the last six games, i'll just change the names when you let me know who is selected. Just an important point i'd like you to bear in mind about my post match conference last weekend .......the coffee was cr@p, youv'e been buying that netto stuff again haven't you.

Also could you have a word with Jon please, i caught him and his geordie signing whispering earlier...i'm sure he's getting the lads to alter my game plan to try and get my job....and if you could get the lads to allow me to substitute them sometimes it would be appreciated....i'm sure some of the mushrooms are beginning to notice they refuse to leave the field until they see your finger wagging from the boardroom.

Regards,
Alan.

P.S. Iv'e had some Aussie guy on saying his visa decision is due next week but he's managed to get a drunk and disordely in so he can continue with the present arrangement, he reckons why should he work for his money when he carry on with the present arrangement.'"


A Rovers fan taking the p!ss......How unique. icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach8033No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Sep 200618 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Apr 2015Apr 2015LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: ComeOnYouUll "You are a VERY strange man/woman.'"


Show me a man/woman who isn't! icon_biggrin.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach329No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 200817 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Mar 2016Mar 2016LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Your a very sad sad lonely man!!!!!


Always remember - no matter how bad Man Utd become- Man City will never become the biggest team in the city.....

because - WE RE THE BEST SUPPORTED TEAM
WE HAVE A LONGER HISTORY
WE HAVE ACHIEVED MORE
WE HOLD A BIGGER FAN BASE
WON MORE TROPHIES
HAVE A BIGGER GROUND
HAVE AGRADE A LICENCE
DONT HOLD CAR BOOT SALES
HAVE THE BIGGEST SPONSOR IN SUPER LEAGUE

Rovers need to learn their place - regardless they will always be the poorer relation!!!!

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach741No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Oct 200519 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Sep 2016May 2012LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: gostrider "Your a very sad sad lonely man!!!!!


Always remember - no matter how bad Man Utd become- Man City will never become the biggest team in the city.....

because - WE RE THE BEST SUPPORTED TEAM - *
WE HAVE A LONGER HISTORY
[iWE HAVE ACHIEVED MORE - ?[/i
WE HOLD A BIGGER FAN BASE - *
[iWON MORE TROPHIES - ?[/i
HAVE A BIGGER GROUND
HAVE AGRADE A LICENCE
DONT HOLD CAR BOOT SALES - Walton Street??
HAVE THE BIGGEST SPONSOR IN SUPER LEAGUE


Rovers need to learn their place - regardless they will always be the poorer relation!!!!'"


and your team is doing exactly what on the pitch of late?

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach16983No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Aug 200816 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Mar 2015Oct 2013LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Big Spender "Can you tell me the team for the Salford match as soon as possible please because a couple of the lads, Berro and Kingy, need to be back early to go on the p!ss Friday night, so is it ok to arrange an injury for them both. Thacks has a pre arranged bookies appointment so perhaps he could pull a hamstring or have leg strain or sommat aswell please. It seems pointless promoting any of the reserves in their places because we would need to up their money, and all that, added to that if any of them played well you'd get the pheasants in the stands calling for their inclusion every week so perhaps you could have a word with Gary and try to get us a couple of the Rhino's cheapo's to keep us going. I'll get Wilf to do a write up about these prospects coming from Leeds, and promoting them to our mushrooms as soon as you tell me their names and positions. It won't matter about any background info or stats cause Wilf will make some up anyway.

Do you need me to give the pre match team talk for you at the Willows on friday because i assume you'll be at Headingley watching your lads. Its no problem iv'e got the notes from the last six games, i'll just change the names when you let me know who is selected. Just an important point i'd like you to bear in mind about my post match conference last weekend .......the coffee was cr@p, youv'e been buying that netto stuff again haven't you.

Also could you have a word with Jon please, i caught him and his geordie signing whispering earlier...i'm sure he's getting the lads to alter my game plan to try and get my job....and if you could get the lads to allow me to substitute them sometimes it would be appreciated....i'm sure some of the mushrooms are beginning to notice they refuse to leave the field until they see your finger wagging from the boardroom.

Regards,
Alan.

P.S. Iv'e had some Aussie guy on saying his visa decision is due next week but he's managed to get a drunk and disordely in so he can continue with the present arrangement, he reckons why should he work for his money when he carry on with the present arrangement.'"

icon_eek.gif You really do take banter to a whole new level..you are totally obsessed, are you even slightly interested in rugby league.

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach2219No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Jul 200816 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Jul 2020Jun 2020LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: gostrider "Your a very sad sad lonely man!!!!!


Always remember - no matter how bad Man Utd become- Man City will never become the biggest team in the city.....

because - WE RE THE BEST SUPPORTED TEAM
WE HAVE A LONGER HISTORY
WE HAVE ACHIEVED MORE
WE HOLD A BIGGER FAN BASE
WON MORE TROPHIES
HAVE A BIGGER GROUND
HAVE AGRADE A LICENCE
DONT HOLD CAR BOOT SALES
HAVE THE BIGGEST SPONSOR IN SUPER LEAGUE

Rovers need to learn their place - regardless they will always be the
poorer relation!!!!'"



Sorry to dissapoint but although your statement is correct, will shortly be HAD
Also it doesn't matter how big it is it's what they do with it icon_cool.gif

RankPostsTeam
International Chairman1470
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 200123 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Jan 1970Jun 2022LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Mrs Barista "Who is Alan?
Its Richards daddy....Dicky is still a bit wet behind the ears for the big league so he needs someone to look after him icon_biggrin.gif

* To the upset Hull fans : If you read your own board you will realise scarcely a thread goes by without a mention of your higher placed league neighbours....its a shame you can't accept similar on here.....never mind, just concentrate on your challenge cup run this season, lets have both our teams at Wembley.

RankPostsTeam
International Board Member43413
JoinedServiceReputation
Jan 200322 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Apr 2024Sep 2022LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: ComeOnYouUll "You are a VERY strange man/woman.'"


Rovers number one TV fan icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach12741
JoinedServiceReputation
Nov 200618 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Apr 2018Mar 2017LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Big Spender "Its Richards daddy....Dicky is still a bit wet behind the ears for the big league so he needs someone to look after him So why would he be writing a letter to Kath as Richard and then signing it Alan? icon_lol.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach5659
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 200718 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Aug 2024Feb 2023LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
TO BE FIXED



Quote: Big Spender "

Regards,
Alan. '"


Whoops!

Winner of the most necessary....



...post of 2009. icon_lol.gif

17 posts in 2 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, R.B.A , Anakin Skywalker , Mild Rover
17 posts in 2 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, R.B.A , Anakin Skywalker , Mild Rover



All views expressed are those of the author and not necessarily those of the RLFANS.COM or its subsites.

Whilst every effort is made to ensure that news stories, articles and images are correct, we cannot be held responsible for errors. However, if you feel any material on this website is copyrighted or incorrect in any way please contact us using the link at the top of the page so we can remove it or negotiate copyright permission.

RLFANS.COM, the owners of this website, is not responsible for the content of its sub-sites or posts, please email the author of this sub-site or post if you feel you find an article offensive or of a choice nature that you disagree with.

Copyright 1999 - 2024 RLFANS.COM

You must be 18+ to gamble, for more information and for help with gambling issues see https://www.begambleaware.org/.



Please Support RLFANS.COM


6.89794921875:10
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
Recent
Transfer Talk V5
Once were Lo
518
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
11s
DoR - New Coach - Investor & Adam - New signings
Theeaststand
4048
14s
Salary Cap Changes Blocked - 11 votes to 1
NickyKiss
9
34s
Film game
karetaker
5766
37s
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
54s
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
63268
1m
Shopping list for 2025
HU8HFC
5588
1m
Ground Improvements
phe13
198
1m
2025 Recruitment
Pyrah123
212
1m
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
1m
Fixtures 2025
Wigan Bull
10
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Shirt reveal coming soon
Khlav Kalash
2
TODAY
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Getting a new side to gel
Wigan Bull
2
TODAY
Fixtures
Hockley Bron
12
TODAY
Writers required
H.G.S.A
1
TODAY
2025 Fixtures
Jemmo
1
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
POSTSONLINEREGISTRATIONSRECORD
19.65M 1,287 ↑11480,15614,103
LOGIN HERE
or REGISTER for more features!.

When you register you get access to the live match scores, live match chat and you can post in the discussions on the forums.
RLFANS Match Centre
 Thu 13th Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R1
20:00
Wigan
v
Leigh
 Fri 14th Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R1
20:00
Hull KR
v
Castleford
20:00
Catalans
v
Hull FC
 Sat 15th Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R1
15:00
Leeds
v
Wakefield
17:30
St.Helens
v
Salford
       Championship 2025-R1
18:00
Toulouse
v
Widnes
 Sun 16th Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R1
15:00
Huddersfield
v
Warrington
       Championship 2025-R1
15:00
Bradford
v
LondonB
15:00
Featherstone
v
Doncaster
15:00
Oldham
v
York
15:00
Sheffield
v
Halifax
15:00
Barrow
v
Hunslet
 Thu 20th Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R2
20:00
Wakefield
v
Hull KR
 Fri 21st Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R2
20:00
Warrington
v
Catalans
20:00
Hull FC
v
Wigan
 Sat 22nd Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R2
15:00
Salford
v
Leeds
20:00
Castleford
v
St.Helens
 Sun 23rd Feb 2025
     Mens Super League XXX-R2
14:30
Leigh
v
Huddersfield
       League One 2025-R1
15:00
Cornwall
v
Workington
15:00
Dewsbury
v
Crusaders
ALL SCORES PROVIDED BY RLFANS.COM (SETTINGS)
Matches on TV
Thu 13th Feb
SL
20:00
Wigan-Leigh
Fri 14th Feb
SL
20:00
Hull KR-Castleford
SL
20:00
Catalans-Hull FC
Sat 15th Feb
SL
15:00
Leeds-Wakefield
SL
17:30
St.Helens-Salford
Sun 16th Feb
SL
15:00
Huddersfield-Warrington
Thu 20th Feb
SL
20:00
Wakefield-Hull KR
Fri 21st Feb
SL
20:00
Warrington-Catalans
SL
20:00
Hull FC-Wigan
Sat 22nd Feb
SL
15:00
Salford-Leeds
SL
20:00
Castleford-St.Helens
Sun 23rd Feb
SL
14:30
Leigh-Huddersfield
Thu 6th Mar
SL
20:00
Hull FC-Leigh
Fri 7th Mar
SL
20:00
Castleford-Salford
SL
20:00
St.Helens-Hull KR
Sat 8th Mar
SL
17:30
Catalans-Leeds
Sun 9th Mar
SL
17:30
Warrington-Wakefield
SL
17:30
Wigan-Huddersfield
Thu 20th Mar
SL
20:00
Salford-Huddersfield
Fri 21st Mar
SL
20:00
St.Helens-Warrington
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Mens Betfred Super League XXVIII ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wigan 29 768 338 430 48
Hull KR 29 731 344 387 44
Warrington 29 769 351 418 42
Leigh 29 580 442 138 33
Salford 28 556 561 -5 32
St.Helens 28 618 411 207 30
 
Catalans 27 475 427 48 30
Leeds 27 530 488 42 28
Huddersfield 27 468 658 -190 20
Castleford 27 425 735 -310 15
Hull FC 27 328 894 -566 6
LondonB 27 317 916 -599 6
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Betfred Championship 2024 ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wakefield 27 1032 275 757 52
Toulouse 26 765 388 377 37
Bradford 28 723 420 303 36
York 29 695 501 194 32
Widnes 27 561 502 59 29
Featherstone 27 634 525 109 28
 
Sheffield 26 626 526 100 28
Doncaster 26 498 619 -121 25
Halifax 26 509 650 -141 22
Batley 26 422 591 -169 22
Swinton 28 484 676 -192 20
Barrow 25 442 720 -278 19
Whitehaven 25 437 826 -389 18
Dewsbury 27 348 879 -531 4
Hunslet 1 6 10 -4 0
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
Recent
Transfer Talk V5
Once were Lo
518
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
11s
DoR - New Coach - Investor & Adam - New signings
Theeaststand
4048
14s
Salary Cap Changes Blocked - 11 votes to 1
NickyKiss
9
34s
Film game
karetaker
5766
37s
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
54s
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
63268
1m
Shopping list for 2025
HU8HFC
5588
1m
Ground Improvements
phe13
198
1m
2025 Recruitment
Pyrah123
212
1m
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
1m
Fixtures 2025
Wigan Bull
10
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
Shirt reveal coming soon
Khlav Kalash
2
TODAY
Opening Championship and League One Fixtures for 2025 Released
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Getting a new side to gel
Wigan Bull
2
TODAY
Fixtures
Hockley Bron
12
TODAY
Writers required
H.G.S.A
1
TODAY
2025 Fixtures
Jemmo
1
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS


Visit the RLFANS.COM SHOP
for more merchandise!