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When watching some recent popular music videos, I've noticed, among this new generation of chantreuse, a move towards longer 'Modigliani' type faces. This is not altogether welcome, IMO.

Hasn't rained here for months, until now.
Very impressive thunder storms with sheet lightening though.
Got told off for swimming in the sea during a storm yesterday, got to find something to do, we can't all have hot rock massages all day can we Ms. Terrorist?
Thanks Clarke Gable (utter disgrace not knowing who he was, youngsters, tsk!) I like my quotes in my signiture though.

This is going to run longer than the Police Academy movies. I hope the quality is a little better mind.

Forgot to report last night..I lost another 2lbs-(8.5lbs in total now), I think I was just excited about our Hunks thread opening. This weeks loss is amazing I was that drunk on Saturday I do not recall going to bed, met up with some students! of course on Sunday I had to have 2 bacon banjoes, a piece of home made egg & bacon pie, and a roast beef dinner, just to cure the hangover you understand.

Sandra Ms Terroists has the right idea, massages are wonderful I always ensure I have a couple whilst we are away I have never tried a hot coal one though, sounds fantastic.

She really enjoyed it, not for me, don't like getting me kit off, stranger danger!

It must be a man thing because my hubby says the same..."I'm not having no bloke rubbing me "..

Just went for a swim in one of them infinity pools.
Swam off the end into infinity.
Stuck in an alternative dimension with Drew Barrymore and a load of First Nation Americans now.
Can some one wang a rope through the telly please?

Going to theatre tonight to see Blood Brothers....looking forward to it!

"Frankly my dear..."

Been saying that all day, people may soon know who I am.

"Wang a rope in the telly", does it matter what type of rope and what type of telly? A nylon shortbraid doesn't seem to want to 'go' in the plasma... Ill give it another go tonight with some postage 'string', how long do you need because I only have around 42" left on the reel.

Think it has to be an old CRT type telly, that's how it worked in't fillem.
Blood Brothers, great play, you'll enjoy that.
Off for a Turkish bath in a bit, never had one, don't know what it entails.
Onto second book, hard work this ligging about.

Turkish bath is lush.....you will start in sauna to open your pores, then you will go and lay on the hot/warm slabs, once all your pores are open then they will come and wash you with the most wonderful soaps, suds every where!, you will feel fabulous after. I generally have a massage straight after the turkish bath...Gosh I am jealous right now, I want a turkish bath!

Haven't gone yet, busy reading the paper.
Am now genuinely terrified.

Trust me you will enjoy it, a real pleasant experience...I consider it a holistic approach to easing away any stresses.

If you were a 40s film star, I think you would be Errol Flynn.

Don't have one they are sadistic espec if it's a big mamma doing one I was in agony after mine, the bitch felt like punching her wen I saw her moustache I just grinned and bared it, best massage I've had is with crystals.