Anyone think of a nice welcoming song for Joel on Sunday?

I thought I had one but couldnt find anything to realisticly rhyme with 'bestiality' or 'Whats the fuss, it was only it's face....'

If Joel scores against us on Sunday?

He'll run, he'll score, but he'll f**k your labrador, Joel Monaghannn joel monaghann

Monaghan,wherever you may be,
You play with dogs in your own country,
Could be worse,
Could be from west Hull,
Eating rats in your council house.

Kills two birds with one stone.

He barked no, Joel, he barked noooo!!!

Just sing "who let the dogs out.." he'll know what were getting at.

One, abusing Monaghan, two, not rhyming. Like it.

How much is that doggy in the window woof woof

So the 167,595 coming over from Hull can't even think of a half decent song for Joel - shocking that.

I love how everyone winds up Rovers fans for bigging up the away support when the fact is, say what they like, they don't take anywhere near as many as us.

{To the tune of nick, nack, paddy whack}

Dirty Man, Monaghan,
He played with dogs for a bit of fun,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
Give a dog a c**k,
Monaghan the laughing stock!

{W**ky Warrington alternative}
Ohhhhhhhh doggy doggy,
Doggy doggy doggy doggy,
Monaghan.

I had a few beers with 3 lads from Warrington on Saturday, following their game v Huddersfield. They challenged me to inspire some originality amongst the travelling fans, as they are already sick (after 2 pre-season games) of the usual chants of "who let the dogs out", "woof, woof" etc. The Wigan fans even turned up with some squeeky dog toys.

I'm liking what we have so far, but we need to carry it off on the terraces on Sunday. Who's up for a chorus of "Puppy Love"?

Celery, celery,
If it won't come Joel will tickle it's bum with a lump of celery.

No?

Good one