A Scooby Doo villain.

Plenty of downward facing dog and chia seeds for Jordo, the East Hull version of Matthew McConaughey.

I like you already.

HKR doing in tough at the moment. England International Abdul out for the season. One of the England Knights in Mickey Lewis still in rehab. Linnet out for season. Garett struggling with prolonged concussion. Vice captain Minchella injured and Sam Wood struggling to shake of his injury. HKR hit hard with injuries after their promising run.

Seeing that he is going to be absent for a while I think we need to show our support by listing the things we will miss the most about him.
1. His massive kicking leg. Like a metronomic 4 foot sausage. I heard TS decorates 100 footballs with Paul Lakin's smashing face on before each training session, fetches them to the ground in a net bag on his back as he cycles in, then gets Jordo to belt them into the North Sea. That bonding ritual will be missed.

If we're going to be smug about unprecedented squad depth pre season, this doesn't wash I'm afraid.