Good pep talk that.

Interesting Webber anecdote.

Wrote a joke. Deleted it before submitting because it was in bad taste.

Pretty miserable, this.

Couldn’t be as good as the joke Hudgell has been playing on you for the past few years. Remember to pull together and buy your pass for next year so they can dish up the same old slop. Hahaha

Thank you for reminding me that things could always be worse.

Indeed, you could be A Adler, an abhorent person that people would prefer to wang rancid Laughing Cow at than converse.

An individual so foul that the local chickens would rather eat their own excrement than provide eggs.

A gormclops that the local al fresco drinkers, sitting under their bridges would rather fall into the canal and drown than debate with.