Fair dos. I think the comparison stands up, but I understand what you are saying.

In terms if the Widnes game my overriding emotion is relief! A home loss against what was a pretty poor Widnes team (with in game adversity) would have been a bit of a blow for morale. It doesn't change the feeling that the season will continue to be a slog, I just hope it eases the anxiety levels of some supporters.

A friend of mine used to work in A&E, one day a vicar came in with a potato stuck up his Iestyn. The marvellously convoluted reason he gave as to how this had happened was that he was putting some curtains up in the kitchen whilst naked and slipped off his ladder landing on the kitchen table at just the right angle for the aforementioned potato to become lodged in his rectum.

True story.

Sounds like a choir boys dad getting revenge.

Sounds plausible, we’ve all been there.

Sounds like that time craig flayed his member when he inadvertently fell over whilst hoovering the house naked

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