Other than telling me ur a bit pedantic I aren't sure how to respond???

His ability to cover the halves doesn't make him a bad 2nd row option, just as the occasions when Newton covered centre and Galea covered the halves didn't make them any less of a 2nd row.

A friend of mine used to work in A&E, one day a vicar came in with a potato stuck up his Iestyn. The marvellously convoluted reason he gave as to how this had happened was that he was putting some curtains up in the kitchen whilst naked and slipped off his ladder landing on the kitchen table at just the right angle for the aforementioned potato to become lodged in his rectum.

True story.

Sounds like a choir boys dad getting revenge.

Sounds plausible, we’ve all been there.

Sounds like that time craig flayed his member when he inadvertently fell over whilst hoovering the house naked

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