Nice to see rogers number 6 at the back though

Forty five queens is just standard isn't it?

I'm sure it is, but it's still expensive, particularly considering how tight I am.

You're not tight, just lacking a bit of foresight your lordship.

You're missing a trick here.

You should have bought the shirt 3 or 4 sizes too big if possible for the same money plus 4 cross body bags / storage vests at the same time. That way you can go on any Saddo Airlines (sorry Ryanair) flight wearing the shirt with its deep luscious red chestband and avoid paying their staggeringly high hold baggage charges. Simples. You will also get the added bonus of being able to wash and tumble dry it a few times without shrinking it, unlike the average minging black and white. The only drawback is you might look a bit of a tit at home games.

Doubt it. He wears a modified spray-painted Jewsons bag.