Quote: Pickering Red "I reckon Green will get a ban for applying makeup to Travis Burns. Green will get 4 games because we are Hull KR and Burns will get £1000 of Max Factor vouchers by way of compensation and goodwill from the RFL towards cheek filler.
Assuming Clarkson goes the same way as Greenwood with his concussion and Albert Kelly's hamstring fails to heal, we are looking at a squad of 16 fit players for next week at Widnes.
Heard it on extremely good and reliable authority last night that Luauki arrives from Bradford next week, so he might get a run out in the halves for 5 minutes before he gets sent off. Deep joy.
Can't remember a season with so many disruptions and problems for one team.'"
Even if we were down to 2 fit players I wouldn't want us to sign Ena Sharples. She's f#cking rubbish. 10 minutes of penalties to the opposition and little else.