Have you missed several attempts at ironic humour and posting?

If so, this is not your first offence and so next time you'll get 4 weeks away.

Here's an update on what you missed during your 3 weeks. Lemmie from Motorhead sadly passed away during this time, as did Ed Stewart. Labour took 10% of this time frame to reshuffle f**k all. It has rained incessantly and we have nearly been flooded, but the new Pickering flood defence scheme has done it's job. Finally, Scott Taylor has told the HDM that the dark side are a top 4 Super League side this season.

I apologise in advance for taking the p*** and doing a Michael Owen, so at the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, here goes:

The Hull KR dance troupe have a regular slot at our home games, featuring uncoordinated movement sessions to weird techno music.

Campo is our stand off half, captain and playmaker. Speaks with an interior Aussie accent and has been out injured for 7 months. He's back for the start of the season, despite the best attempts of Rover 105 to suggest otherwise.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo. Goose is your man in the know, but I first heard them sing in the 1960s. Best known for their collaborations with Paul Simon much later.

Based on our previous two displays, we may well lose to Castleford, very possibly against Warrington,(away) and St Helens (home).
Wakefield are possibly the best chance of a win at home, unfortunately, by then the end of the world might seem that little bit closer as we will already playing catch up with the rest.
Losing a home game is never something we want to happen and our home ground should be a fortress, especially so when you consider our atrocious away form last season, that was a huge area of concern and one that I see no signs of getting any better anytime soon, at least not under the current leadership of Chester and Poching I'm afraid to say.
Having said all that, I do hope I'm proved wrong and there is a miraculous turn around in our fortunes, one can only hope pray and believe in miracles.

Campese has been training with the first team for many weeks now, not within the role of the first receiver, but training nonetheless ……Unfortunately, the success of our season is dependent upon Campese being the first man receiver ……Marsh is currently a championship player at best and Blair only offers the same at half-back.

If Campese comes back fit and can lead us around the park, then this may offset our light forward pack and give our “off the cuff” players a chance to score points through their individual talents and skills (Kelly, Lunt, Sio and Dixon), but if Campese comes back and is cropped again and is forced to retire (just like Weyman and Goulding) we will be in serious trouble …..Unfortunately, the success of this season depends upon this .....And when I say success, I mean whether or not we scrape the top 8 or are a strong side within the qualifying 8 .....How sad is that when celebrating our 10th year anniversary within the Super League?!

The Dullers go on about the fitness of Campese don't they have Katie Pryce and Ruth Ellis how long will they last ?????

Ruth Ellis? I doubt if she'll hang around for too long.