I listened to that, his tactics in his words were if they can spend enough time in the oppos half then they'll eventually score. Inspiring stuff. They look the antithesis of us, we look as much of a team as I've seen since early Morgan years. Very together with each other and the fans. Even clarkey commented on it. He said about our lap of honour against St's and realised that it wasn't cos we'd beat the champs as he thought at the time, it's cos it's what they do all the time. Close to the fans and enjoying it. He said it must be the best club to be in at this time. Nice words Mr Clarke. FC on the other hand look like they don't want to be there, effort is there but it looks like a chore, maybe the difference between a team that's winning to one that's losing but I think it's more than that.

We have just created space within the slaphead cap for Tilse, who looks a bit follically challenged to me. We also have room for another ginger now that Carlile has gone, so Goose will be ecstatic.

And there, Sandra, you have summarised one of our main underlying problems. It's not just Houghton.

Even if he had hair it wouldn't be ginger, which would also have to go against him.

I'm off the gingers, I belatedly realised they are evil and should be put to the ducking stool test.

We have a severe lack of good hair players though, can't think of one and McCarthy's beard annoys me to my marrow.

I haven't seen any good hair prospects in the nineteens.

We're potentially on our knees.

Ha ha, Priceless!
Why doesn't the water carrier sneak up to McCarthy with a hidden pair of scissors and give his beard a quick snip when he's taking a glug?
Mind you Charnleys hairstyle catalogue leaves a bit to be desired and Joe Philbins barnet at Warrington is tailor made to add a parrot to complete the look.