I still think it's The Artist Formally Known As Albert Rosenfeld.

Speaking of (possibly) created characters, are the HDM regulars Graham Foster and Syd Sheppard real people or just creations? Really not sure what to think.

Won't we have to sell out the southend wasteland for it to be classed as a sellout?

There's one genuine fan that won't be there and she's not happy about it at all, my missus !! I tell her she can't have everything in this world, I've brought her to Spain to live in the sunshine for god's sake !! She'll have to be satisfied listening to the game on Kingston Radio with our next door neighbour, a rhino would you believe lol !! At least we're going to Calella for a few days so she can go to Perpignon for the Catalan game. She says I won't be wearing the black and white irregulars but we'll see lol !!

My daughters ex worked with Syd but I know him from Flower Pot and Rovers. Syd certainly knows how to get under peoples skins, he has made it an art form.