Luckily I was stood in the 20 minute long queue for a hot drink.

I left just before half time, wasn't feeling to good but to hear about this happening at half time certainly is embarrassing! If that happens again the guy should be looking for another job!

Gained a wealthy owner over the last couple of years?

Rudd has come out with a fair few of these sort of things, my personal favourite was "Number six, Jarrod Summation".

Lets hope Koukash starts signing a few trolls, cos the Salford homegrown version is as poor as we've ever seen round these parts.

The one at Donny on Sunday could not pronounce a lot o Hull players names

Dear Mr MarioRugby

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