Yet we're bottom 4 material.

Go do some research on the infinite monkey theorem, squire. If, however, you have already read it in great enough depth to disagree and that was simply your rebuttal to the theory, work on your ability to argue your point.
Now, whilst I admit that the probability of Jake The Peg ever actually providing a reasonable and accurate outlook on Rugby League is minute compared to the probability of a monkey accidentally typing out Twelth Night, the point is still valid.
I'll not hold my breath until it happens again, mind.

Well the heir to the throne once had a book published, so there's hope for the monkeys.

I'm led to believe it was written via a similar method.

You pray every night that you knew half as much about the game as I've forgotten

If you've forgotten twice as much as I know, which is everything, then unfortunately you know twice as much of nothing!