i like dudley to





i dont like sandra

my mortal enemy

im going to ask at the next forum if a statue of neil can be built

he deserves it



if larvin buys rovers they can build it out of gold

Did you find the Caps lock button for Christmas?

I worked with cockeral over the last couple of years at willerby caravans and he can and has done most animal noises you could think of , hes nuts and will only get worse .

#savethecockeral #teamsowhat

I've had a couple of days off. Don't worry, I'm back Monday.

Ah, yeah. We ascertained that you work in a primary school, didn't we? Snow days?

Primary school teacher? I couldn't afford it.

Liked that.

Bring it my scuttling crustacean chum, goose beats crab all day long.

I also know the cockerel from my caravan days,
he once shat in one of the holes on a golf day out-classy.

From the tee or did he just tap in?