Are you sure ? that David Ferriol is rather large.

You can't say that it's not PC.

How many bits of lego can you get up yer bum?

Daft question if you don't mind me saying, due to the wide variety of shapes and sizes, you have to be more specific.

when my son was 5 yrs old he somehow managed to stuff a full packet of midget gems up his nostrils!

What was more remarkable was in the cubicle next to us in A&E another child had done exactly the same 'feat'!

Inividually, or still in the packet?

Individually. . .I'm sure he would have taken up the challenge 'packet-wise' lol!

They have a beak for eating honey.

Jesus.

That was difficult.

Just managed forty seven bits of four by four Lego, which is the standard Lego unit for these attempts to answer an earlier posters query.

My rusty sheriffs badge now looks like it's been a particularly unlucky victim of the Rwandan genocide.

When my youngest was almost 2 he swallowed the smallest weight from a set of kitchen scales. At A&E the nurse used a metal detector to find how far down his digestive tract it had gone & advised us to check his nappy for the next few days.

Hm. Perhaps you should try Megablocks when inserting into your 1970's tea-towel holder. Bet you can't get more than 11 in.