Didnt realise we had any anymore - what with the 82 threads we have on Shannon Mac.

Is that long word in the thread title anything to do with snake spongle?

Just ate about a pound of focaccia from the local bakery with mozzarella and Napoli salami on.

Haven't eaten anything so good since Naomi Campbell's minge.

Thats where they are,still wading through the posts.

Especially when I was edited for mentioning a small barrel.

Ms. Terrorist has now been at the hairdressers for over two hours?

How is that possible? If she doesn't come back looking like an entirely different person I will give up all pretence of understanding women.

Actually, that would be good, I hope she comes back looking like Brian Blessed in "Flash Gordon", or Mr. T. Either of those.

Two hours is nothing at least 3 for a decent look obviously I never attended the hair dressers last night

Rarely take more than half hour, me. Such is my natural beauty.

Just been t'farm shop to get stuff for a massive lasagne.

The girl on the checkout winked at me and mouthed "call me" as left.

Are u sure you havent been in the pub all afternoon, oh dear see the dullers have thrown away yet another lead

The girl with the wonky eye? She winks at everyone her, can't help it.