How is life back in merry old England at the minute?

Wet, but on the upside, no one's tried to blow me up recently.

I would buy a yacht , if i had the pennies.

If all that were needed were pennies, I'd have one by now.

What would you call it ?

It's never appealed to me. I'd have a formula 1 racing team if I were mega rich. Yeah, I can just see me hanging around with Jenson mmmm...

Too many fumes from the bunsen burner

PS liking the Mud thingy. Are you Edith, as "it" mentioned that as well.

I recently had my underpant weapon confiscated, but I'll get you shortly.

I knew meat was bad for me, I've just burnt my bloody hand getting some Lamb out of the oven. Ouch!

Lamb wont put hairs on your chest.

Why wud she want hairs on her chest