Though I am tempting fate I'm going to say it anyway. I think we can beat u tomoz, iv watched your sky games and was surprised how poor u were. You don't move a ball anywhere near as quick as us and u don't look very fit, u have a lot of big lumps, think ur missing Blake. Having said that apart from last year at home I can't remember beating u guys. Think u only have Dobson who can worry us yet we have smith, holdsworth, patten and moon to fire at you. I know I'm setting myself up for a big fall! Hope u enjoy our new stadium and have good day, think we are having a fun fair for the kids and Shaun Ryder and a few corrie lads will be there. Just a quick heads up, don't bother with the car park and go to Eccles rlfc or Trafford centre and get the bus. Hopefully weather is good and we have a good game, always enjoy the hull crowds.Good luck

There's no need to feel sad, as despite extensive planning and plenty of hard work, my grand unveiling was scuppered at the last moment.

This scuppering was down to my arch enemy 'Easty', who hired around 30 people to undertake various activities to sabotage my entrance. (This foul act will not be without retribution).

Giving Easty such a title makes him more than double in worth, surely you've made a mistake?

He's not even enough, on his own, for Barista who usually tackles several of the secret forum mob single handedly.

Which is why he needed 30 (approximately) helpers to carry out this deed, whilst he was out at BnQ buying paint for his mums bungalow.

I didn't get many eggs this year. Infact - I got one. Eaten that now.

I might eat the ones for the kids that I haven't seen as yet.