I have heard this kind of story before and '2 hours' is the norm.
Convienient that eh.

I'll take that as you don't then.

I never said it did.
HTH.

Still '2 hours' is the norm.
I wonder how they always seem to know they will be free in '2 hours'.

Estimated average response times for non urgent issues/

That and it was right in the middle of tea break

Seems fair.

It does if you're a burgalar. Two hours is planty to clean out any room and make a clean getaway.

I wonder if it was the council building / councillors home that was being robbed with no danger to humans how long the response time would be.

Come on... It was a joke ... Lighten up!!

You're not even called Roverswall any more.

Opps.

It was an invite for a bun fight.