I was in Revolution and there was a fair few players out. Hardly the whole team though, a mix of first teamers reserves bit part players and a few tag alongs. Also there was a big kick off in the old town.=#FF0000EDIT-Would rather we didn't go there TBH-RW

Scoop!

Hopefully he's not checking the availability of Peter Sharp's beach hut just yet Bart.

When I saw Mason in weir bar (4.30pm) yesterday he looked like he had'nt gone home from the night before! Staggering all over the place. It was definitely him, big bloke, large chin, he could hardly speak so could'nt tell the accent. This is not a wind up, it may be the reason for his average performances, have you invested in another "Hutch"??

I was out on Manchester on Saturday night, and I saw a bloke with a massive chin having a dump in a bin. It was such a big one that he ended up sitting on a massive Mr. Whippyesque pile of turd.

It was definitely Mason, must have been constipated on Friday night, this is not a wind up. FACT.

OK, have it your way.

It's always best.

Aye. By the way the day I start making stories up will be the first.

First what?

Day of Lent?

Day of the Triffids?

Time you are correct?

If you look deeply into your posts there is an element of wit! Shame you was'nt in there also and then you could brand yourself as a liar. He was there alright and ABSOLUTELY out of it.

There's very little element of truth in any of my posts.