Come on Digger , your paying Mally Welburn £300.00 per hour to sign books that have been in the whoopsy basket in Asda for months





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He was in Bransholme Centre a few months ago trying to flog his books

Yer thats right I am





It si a big surprise who is opening the shop, you will have to wait and see all of them in HDM or keep coming in and buying things just in case you pick the right time next week

Why don't you just reveal the date & time - you'll get more punters, more publicity, more custom, + the ego's of the stars won't be bruised by them opening the shop to no-one bar the odd die-hard drinker walking past to get to 3 John's at 9am.

Like I said, it is a private thing for the press, however if a punter came at the right time I could sell them a baseball bat or some yellow football socks I suppose. The publicity will come from the Mail and other outlets and their many millions of readers/listeners

Okay, guess you know what you're doing.



Joking apart best of luck with it mate, hope it goes well for ya.

It is not much to do with me to be fair, it is getting arranged by others.

Now stop talking shop and allow this thread to go down the route of the title, FRIDGE MAGNETS.

Mrs B you have got one sexy fridge there!! I would love to wake up to that beast. If you ever want a lodger let me know. I would be happy to open the door in the morning and delve inside!!

I thought you're the owner?!

There are other people who bully me

Hmm, all sounds very strange this....

It's a bit like me, decent rating for looks and an ample rack, but a bit noisy.