The referee gave a penalty for feeding!

A nil - nil draw?

Think out the box Richard it was a memorable & unique occasion for the Dons & its as never occurred since & I don't think it will ever occur again.

Interest Rates?

Elvis played hooker

No Ted Heath was the hooker on that day, Ted went on to have a successful career as a professional wrestler he was joined in wrestling ring by his prop forward at the Dons Malcolm Kirk who was billed as King Kong Kirk sadly Mal Kirk died in the ring in a tag team match on August 24th 1987 at the Hippodrome Gt Yarmouth.
Big Daddy gave Mal on of his famous body splashes unfortunately Mal was knocked out & he was pronounced dead at the local hospital without regaining consciousness, at the inquest it was found Mal had a heart condition & Big Daddy was cleared of any blame of Mals tragic death

Ted Heath was joined that day by his entire orchestra.
They played a fanfare as the Leeds players took the field.
Wrong?

Yeah, recall that day. I was still living in Yarmouth at the time but wasn't at the bout.

As it happens i'm in his place of birth Fev for the game against Toulouse tomorrow so quite a poignant reminder of the big fella....

The Queen, who happened to be passing, dropped in for a cuppa.
Someone had laced the tea and her drugged-up Majesty decided to do a streak.
The ball became so aroused, it inflated and burst.
The game had to stop for five minutes while the Queen was ushered off the pitch and a new ball was found.
By gum they were eventful days ....

Not even close?

This is the picture of the genuine streaker from London who wrote to the Dons directors asking if she could do a streak at a home game in the hope it would increase the attendance & the clubs finances.

Well I'll be damned!

Back to the game, last train from leeds is 10.40pm that's cutting it really fine with how busy leeds is on a fri night