Such crazy talk (caused by offseason boredom - so Vikingman is excused for his Jiffyness) is irrelevant anyway. Widnes are in in 2012. Go forth and prepare for SL and all the joyousness that brings.

Are you his valet?

We havent had a signing for weeks, it can make a man crazy.

But as usual 4 are coming along at once this week.

Like buses except instead of two at once we get four.

Are they as big as buses? Like, massive prop forwards and second rowers. Are they like, as big as our Frank? Our Susan?

I expect quality, or else i'll be trolling like a trolling thing on here and you'll have to tell me to STFU again.

Jim Gannon?

Legend.

None of these fill me with any trepidation. Very ordinary. For your sake these "fantastic four" announcements this week need to be top drawer or it's "mid-table sat on a ticked box" mediocrity for the Vikings next year.

I've been meaning to ask - what's the avatar? It troubles me somewhat.

rlClicky for Mr Littlerichyrl

Thanks. I thought it was ancient gothic arty statue - pre-renaissance Italy. But it's just a hollywood sequel of a sequel of a sequel. I knew you wouldn't be that cultured

I thought VM had plenty of culture.

Between his toes, under his armpits, in his codpiece......