I waited four minutes for the fatso to internally combust. It was disappointing.

Nah! That would be William Hague.

Is he the one he used to sup 12 pints of bitter on his brewery delivery round Doc?

No. That would be twelve bottles of claret surely?

littlerich wants me to add him on facebook!


Hold on, why does this team still have a forum. Isnt Widnes dead....Im sure it is. I saw it on the BBC.

No it was Bitter.

Guess what....


He turned out to be a lying Tory B****d

PMSL. LF hanging out with all his mates .

Playing with yourself as usual Ocker!!!!!

What I do with a girl and 18 of my closest friends is none of your business!

You're short, you're fat, and you're too ugly to get a role in lord of the rings.

Shove off you nobody.

All these people that spend years trying to capture just a hint of my greatness.

You are so sad Widnes. So very sad. I'm going to light a candle for you and your dead club.

Keep telling yourself that, because one day, you might believe it. But trust me, it will never be true.

People like you, who fancy themselves as "internet celebrities" just because they feel the need to post everywhere and intrude on people, are worthless.

Get yourself a hobby, one that doesnt involve wrapping one hand around your 2 inch wonder and the other frantically typing "excellent" troll posts which get you very excited.

Sad ocker.

The part I like is the way I can leave this forum for months at a time....come back and post a few things about say a dead club trying to fiddle the numbers to pretend it is not currently in administration, and its fans go off their heads making up all thes wild stories about the mythical League Freak.

I'm just that good.

You know the thing about Widnes is, Salford, Wakefield, Castleford, Hull KR.....they are all in a competition Widnes can't even get near. Thats the best part of your disgrace of a club.


Let me make something clear right now. I hate you club. Your club is holding this great game back and it always had. Your club and you, the Widnes fans, you make me sick. You make me ****ing sick.


Now having said that, I'm not alone. The rest of the planet also hates you. Infact they are meeting in Italy this week and the leaders of the G8 have come together as one and proclaimed that Widnes is stupid and idiots follow the club.

Google it!

In closing I just want to say how much I enjoy hating Widnes.