Voted for the dancers/Cheerleaders, get some fit stobart birds around the age of 20. By the time you've had a good perv and had 1,000 sex move thoughts run through your head it will be time for the second half.

Thats a cracking idea you have there, backed up with some strong evidence.

Or more likely it will be a group of 12 - 15 year olds.... no thanks VM.
Can't stand the half-time cheerleader thing and never understood who it was aimed at.

However, does anyone remember the young lad Mickey that used to dance with the Vikingettes/Vikinettes for a few games... he was good entertainment.

I'd much prefer a junior game or a 'catch the bomb' competition (with or without inflatable sumo suit).

Or how about getting a few 'legends' on the pitch to tell a few stories..

Id rather them, do some sort of interaction with the fans at HT i.e bomb challenge etc...

maybe we could do it the other way round next year, at half time we bring fordy and gardner back out and one lucky fan puts a few high bombs up, everyones a winner.

100 % with you there

Two contestants betting against each other to see which American style cheerleaders can catch a high bomb, all to samba music.

I think they should burn a Tory at half-time. That would get people cheering!

Could we start with Boris Johnson he looks like he'd go up really easily with almost next to no fire lighters needed.

I was always under the impression that poop don't burn .

They would just send us a liberal democrat over to take the punishment same as always.

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Best start pre season then as their ain't many of those left

A UFC style cage fight between two opposing fans would make good half time entertainment.

Winner stays on!!! How long would Ratboy be in there? I think for quite a while.