If you sent me details of how small you actually are, then I might consider it having done a full task based risk assessment coupled with a written guarantee from yourself that you would not retaliate with even so much as a sideways glance.

But as VM says, if you did shout that in your best Stockfax/Haliport accent then people would shoot angry glances at you then realise you are in fact 'special' and then pity would wash over you from the almighty, all conquering but all forgiving Viking massive

.

Immediately everyone around would say "oh that must be littlerich. Don't mind him he loves us really."

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

I am special.

I am 5ft 2.

Risk assessment:
Very placid but if plied with special brew will lash out uncontrollably, causing severe damage to victimns ankles and the need for immediate tetannus treatment.

Sorry to take this thread off-topic but at least it's a little light relief for the Lobbyists. God bless Leigh.

Because no-one else will.

' He ' already has

Lobbygate is in full swing, better than coronation street and emmerdale put together.

You're not married to Bet Lynch are you?

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel I thought.

I know who it is!

Nora Batty



Now we know that Littlerich is Compo



Here they are:

Bill owen is dead. I am very much alive.

Sexy lass that Nora Batty though

Compo is Yarkshire's answer to Elvis, and faked his death in order to take up a position with MI6. I hear that he is currently working under cover as an account in Stockport. I never put two and two together until now. I'd guess this would also cast serious doubt on Nora's death too.