Are you Wire Wonder in disguise?

He is a pillock too.

Stick to what you do best, go and eat a pie.

So that's where my car went! An the snake security system they're using to make sure I don't take it back. Very crafty!

Steve O'connors car would look so much better in black.

one of 4 he has apparently! lucky for some!

not so lucky if he encounters a speed bump Orange is just wrong on any car. Sorry, but that is just not on.

You've eat quite a few pies yourself.

^ reads like confirmation

So we have discovered that not only are u stalking old Viking (how else would you know what he eats) and it appears you also don't understand the use of the past and present tense.

Notice he's changed the 'who the he'll is wire wonder' post after my reply

Actually I don't eat and never have eaten many pies, so, along with his grammar he has got that one wrong.

You're missing out there mate.... meat and potato, steak and gravy, cheese and onion, so many varieties and so little time. I remember the golden era of Pimbletts in the 80's and early 90's before the change happened.

I'm not ashamed to say that I am a massive pie fan.

*As in the shortcrust delicious little parcels of heaven and not the team of whingers that play in pink and white.

As much as I hate the name Pukka Pies are well worth a try too.

Mine is steak or steak and ale. Meat and Potato is nice and all but I always end up wishing it was a proper cornish pasty.

Gonna have to agree with you there mate, steak and ale is unbeatable!

While I have said that I do not eat many pies, I do have the good fortune to have been married for 45 years to a lady who is a great cook. She also makes a great steak and kidney pie, but rations me to one every now and then to preserve my waistline!

Our local butcher does sell some well matured meat and his sirloin steaks are the best ever. He is also a fisherman and sells very cheaply freshly caught trout --- a 3lb trout on the barbie is brilliant.