Quote: Snake Plisskin "The problem is these days around 50% of widnes folk are chavtastic plastic scousers who think association pussyball is the be all and end all. Plus another 30% are slack jawed faggots who will only show up when we've won the grand final, plus reduce tickets to 50 pence per game tight booty levels, and even then only when some fecund retards are not on tv busy ripping out the cultural heart of our nation on the X factor.'"
And when exactly do you expect to have 'won the Grand Final'?
Anytime before the year 3000 doesn't count.