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HISTORY IS LITTERED WITH UNTHRUTH'S:
I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE IS NOT A HURRICANE ON IT'S WAY TO BRITAIN............MICHAEL FISH (BBC WEATHERMAN).
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN..............BILL CLINTON (PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A).
OUR STADIUM WILL BE READY FOR THE 2010 SEASON................JOHN WILKINSON (SALFORD CHAIRMAN).
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seaman staines and roger the cabin boy were not charachters on captain pugwash
bob holness did not play saxaphone on gerry rafferty's baker street
master bates was not a character in the onedin line
and i am not a f*cking saints fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| .......and one in four myths are actually true  !!!!! |
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| Quote: Fingerposts Finest "and i am not a f*cking saints fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"
I have been misinformed then. Vikingman and Pepe (fountains of knowledge) claimed that you were. I can only go off expert opinions.  |
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kcab sfrawdder
Luck is a combination of preparation and opportunity
Just to avoid confusion Starbug is the username of Steven Pike
SOMEBODY SAID that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face. If he worried he hid it.
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
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your a mentalist |
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kcab sfrawdder
Luck is a combination of preparation and opportunity
Just to avoid confusion Starbug is the username of Steven Pike
SOMEBODY SAID that it couldn’t be done
But he with a chuckle replied
That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face. If he worried he hid it.
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn’t be done, and he did it!:9005.jpg |
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| Quote: -VIKINGMAN- "your a mentalist'"
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On a crusade to return Leigh Centurions to their traditional colours of Cherry & White.:29511.gif |
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Urban myths:
Vikingman never starred in a hit German Gay Porn movie in the late 90's.
The town of Widnes doesn't stink like a sewage farm.
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Leigh isn't just a minor part of wigan.
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On thread drift:
[quote="tb":24qn1m99]Tough. Conversations develop. It's their nature.[/quote:24qn1m99]
Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
[i:24qn1m99]There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back![/i:24qn1m99]
[b:24qn1m99]Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY![/b:24qn1m99]:24307.jpg |
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| Quote: littlerich "icon_lol.gif ![]()
I never said he was a Saints fan. I said I can't actually figure out who the hell he supports.
Then again, I sometimes wonder about you too.
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| Quote: Pepe "I never said he was a Saints fan. I said I can't actually figure out who the hell he supports.
Then again, I sometimes wonder about you too. ![]()
I think we should take littlerich to Blackpool with us and make him a special guest. He can soak up the atmosphere and bask in the glorious Widnesian Humor.
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On thread drift:
[quote="tb":24qn1m99]Tough. Conversations develop. It's their nature.[/quote:24qn1m99]
Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
[i:24qn1m99]There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back![/i:24qn1m99]
[b:24qn1m99]Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY![/b:24qn1m99]:24307.jpg |
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| Quote: -VIKINGMAN- "I think we should take littlerich to Blackpool with us and make him a special guest. He can soak up the atmosphere and bask in the glorious Widnesian Humor.'"
You can dress him up all in pink, put a long blonde wig on him and pretend he's your blow up doll. You'll get him in for free!
Just put him on you shoulders as you go though the turnstile, make him assume the position and open his mouth nice and wide and you'll easily get away with it!  |
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| Quote: Pepe "You can dress him up all in pink, put a long blonde wig on him and pretend he's your blow up doll. You'll get him in for free!
Just put him on you shoulders as you go though the turnstile, make him assume the position and open his mouth nice and wide and you'll easily get away with it! ![]()
Good idea, could also deck him out in Widnes gear and finally have done with converting him to a Widnes fan. He then wont have to pretend to support Halifax.
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On thread drift:
[quote="tb":24qn1m99]Tough. Conversations develop. It's their nature.[/quote:24qn1m99]
Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
[i:24qn1m99]There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back![/i:24qn1m99]
[b:24qn1m99]Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY![/b:24qn1m99]:24307.jpg |
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| Quote: -VIKINGMAN- "Good idea, could also deck him out in Widnes gear and finally have done with converting him to a Widnes fan. He then wont have to pretend to support Halifax.'"
He supports Halifax?  |
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| Quote: Pepe "He supports Halifax? ![]()
Apparently so. 
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[img:24qn1m99]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/DrGomez/Replacementbanner.jpg?t=1284815933[/img:24qn1m99]
On thread drift:
[quote="tb":24qn1m99]Tough. Conversations develop. It's their nature.[/quote:24qn1m99]
Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
[i:24qn1m99]There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair
with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back![/i:24qn1m99]
[b:24qn1m99]Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY![/b:24qn1m99]:24307.jpg |
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| Quote: Starbug "Smashing'"
I've got to ask....
...What on earth is all this about?
Have you hit the bottle or something? |
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