As I genuinely don’t like Widnes and your fans seem to think you are a massive club and travel well to every game I’ve come up with a little song to put you all back in your place, feel free to add any I’ve missed.

They finished below Batley in the championship
They finished below Batley in the championship
They finished below Batley in the championship
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They finished below Sheffield in the championship
They finished below Sheffield in the championship
They finished below Sheffield in the championship
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They take 25,000 to every away
They take 25,000 to every away
They take 25,000 to every away
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They went into administration, not long ago
They went into administration, not long ago
They went into administration, not long ago
Cos Widnes are a massive club

Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They live in the past cos their not very good
They live in the past cos their not very good
They live in the past cos their not very good
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They play Warrington as a local derby
They play Warrington as a local derby
They play Warrington as a local derby
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They take a drum to every game
They take a drum to every game
They take a drum to every game
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
Cos Widnes are a massive club

We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
Cos Widnes are a massive club

The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
Cos Widnes are a massive club


They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got beat of Barrow at craven park
They got beat of Barrow at craven park
They got beat of Barrow at craven park
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
Cos Widnes are a massive club

Rich is spot on. I know it's early days but the trolls since we got into SL have been, to put it politely, mediocre. To give this melon some credit he's put a lot of effort in to wade past the piles of rock socks and ankies to type all of this out.

B+ for effort
D- for attainment

he ain't a wildcat if that's what you think

try salford

Oh my. Surprised he had the time and motivation to write that...even more surprised I felt I had to react to his immaturity.

It was actually 3 times

You've got the wit and sophistication of a Bruce Jones Denise Welch pantomime about 9-11.

And let me tell you something, that was a train wreck!