Pretty sure the North has cash turnstiles operating now mate, not sure about the South

Fancy dress sorted, see you lot on Sunday.

so, you have obviously been to Fev then Pepe

Yup!

Who said you could use our kids photo. What worries me is our fancy dress will look dull compared to the glow in the dark fluorescent green you lot are. One of our gang is wearing a radiation suit, wish i'd thought of that.

Don't worry, the good people of Widnes hand out NBC suits, at it's boarders, to protect the delicate Yarkshire folk. Although, I reckon that the grime and caked of filth should be enough to protect their skin, and just a gas mask is necessary.

By the way, we often lay on some free sheep (for light relief

) to the folk from the dark side o t'hill. So, come early and get a nice looking one.

Love it, but you've got the grime bit wrong. All the pits have shut now. We all work in call centres and have that off white pasty colour. How are you lot getting on with the lung transplants. Does it make breathing easier. I got told Widnes was the iron lung capital of the world. Have you developed a portable one yet. See you all on Sunday, hope your boys are in the same mood as the other week.

We have no problem at all breathing in our atmosphere - WE HAVE EVOLVED!

It doesn't matter if you're all answering the phones for a Yarkshire broadband company now, rather than toiling down t'pit, if you don't use soap and water for long enough you end up caked in filth.

Enjoy Flossy. She's a real beauty.

They take their sheep fancying very seriously over there don't they? I hear that sheep used to be called "Floyd" before the operation.

Heard it all before. Can't wait to here you lot singing the same song you were singing at ours. Have you saved ya money for ya end of season highlights dvd. "100 best re-starts" or the follow up. "100 ways to stand under the H". Well i'm off to watch the Leythers get beat tonight. Failing that it's yours on sunday to see another Widnes surrender.
Peace and Love with the ROVERS.