TBF to him he tackled a fair bit against Batley but very few of our player covered themselves in glory that day. He only took the ball in 3/4 times in 20 mins on the pitch.

My advice to Heckenberg would be to get out of the fridge and into the gym. He's carrying more timber than a lumberjacks barge.

When I first saw him, in the warm up before the game, I thought a fan had run onto the pitch for a laugh.

I didn’t expect him to have a six pack, after being out so long – I’m currently sporting a [i‘Party Seven’[/i – but this guy looks like he’s swallowed a keg!

I believe they have to iron his shirt over a wok.

He’s totally unfit, and won’t be ready for a month or two. I can’t understand why we signed him.

Haha! Class!

I think I've swallowed a brewery at some point!

Thats bizarre- I spoke to him the week he signed for you and he didn't look to bad although he did say he hadn't done much training due to his shoulder and would take a couple of weeks to get up to speed etc

Im not joking in saying a couple of seasons ago before his shoulder went he was a brilliant forward

Tony Rea said to me he was instrumental in most of London Broncos tries in that he usually took the ball in on before we scored

Dunno whether it was his normal body shape but he certainly seemed to have a gut on him.

I do remember Heckenberg when he was playing regularly and he looked a good un but he has to get himself fit to get more involved and back to where he could/should be.