After complaints, the makers of cluedo have now included one black character........

no i've bottled it, i'm not gonna put the punchline in



good joke though

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I wasn't sure how you'd take the punchline, so I've made it smaller so that it's optional to read.



Bouncing off you cluedo joke:

Cluedo must be fun in Buckingham Palace.

Do you reckon anyone is brave enough to go "It was Prince Philip in the Tunnel with the M.I.6"?

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat.

Not an unusual habit on a hot day.

So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is.

“The blind man,” a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind.

He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, “Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?”

Thats the one

Are you Grafton Red as in Liverpool or Grafton as in Newland Ave ??? Sorry to go o/t

as in Newland ave, second home....but the wife may disagree

And also statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

statistically... 10 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, when her secret is aids.

Kill Youth Culture playing round corner from you mate at Adelphi 30th Oct - worth checking out (hoping to get there myself).

Whats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot.

The first one is an Aussie marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.