Quote: Barnabus "I like the thought of having an irony meter. Put it on the wall somewhere, probably next to the huge portrait of myself hanging in the hallway. I'll take the idea to the den andsee what they say.
The problem is, the irony meter itself would have to be hooked up to some sort of irony detector. I shall include all rights to my irony detector when pitching to the dragons.
How would the irony detector work, I hear you all ask? Well, it would detect any irony at a 20 meter radius from where the irony detector is located.
The irony meter will simply show & record the level of irony being detected.
In the future, I will develop mobile irony detectors and meters for those who live life in the fast lane.'"
Can I have one made of plastic?
