Heres a cracker !!! forums.rlfans.com/viewtopic.php?t=433724

Heres a cracker !!! forums.rlfans.com/viewtopic.php?t=433724

I'm sure I've posted this somewhere before on here but here goes...

A woman asked a barman for a [idouble entendre[/i so he gave her one.


ba-dum tish

There's a man sitting in the front row at the Super League Grand Final, but amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"

"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she died recently.."

"So why didn't you get one of your family to come," asks the second man out of curiosity.









"They're all at the funeral."

An East Hull schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a KR fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are KR fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a KR fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a KR fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Hull FC fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you an FC fan?" "Because my mum is an FC fan, and my dad is an FC fan, so I'm an FC fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be an FC. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"












"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a KR fan."

Statistically....6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.




My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fooking red mark on her forehead.





Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.
Kind of makes me immortal.

After complaints, the makers of cluedo have now included one black character........

no i've bottled it, i'm not gonna put the punchline in

good joke though

Are you Grafton Red as in Liverpool or Grafton as in Newland Ave ??? Sorry to go o/t

as in Newland ave, second home....but the wife may disagree

And also statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

statistically... 10 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, when her secret is aids.